Friday, August 9, 2013

WE ARE THE 99%

99% of cats use litter boxes. Let's change this. Together.

This is a documentation of a journey of two cats, as they attempt to change the feline world together. They are revolutionaries who believe a litter free world will be a better world, and they invite you to join them in their cause. Watch their journey from this blog, as we document their trials and tribulations whilst learning how to use a human toilet, with the aid of the Litter Kwitter. 

Together we shall occupy toilet seat and make a change, litterally. 
PROTESTORS IN ACTION!
Above: Ben, a one-year old cat who suffers from the terrors of using a litter box.
Below: His sister, Noa, another victim of litter boxes.
Together they are the head activists of the Quit the Lit Foundation who strive to Occupy Toilet Seat for themselves and for cats around the world.


Meet the cats

We're sitting in a comfortable living room. Noa reclines on the couch, while Ben, sprawled on the table, licks his paws with an air of superiority. It's a warm day, in the middle of summer, and as the cats relax I casually sip on my tap water that they offered me. I clear my throat, and we begin. 

So, Ben. Tell me how you got involved in this incredible journey. 

B: Meow meeeow, mrrrrow. MeeeeeOW ow ow purrrrrrrr.

Ah, so what you're telling me is that this project is the brain child of your sister? 

B: Meow!

N: Mrow meow, MEow! Meow meeeew.

Thats truly fascinating and inspirational! Noa, could you share with us your experiences with litter boxes and why this lead you to start this revolution. 

N: Mew, meow mew mrow pur merow moooew mew morw mrow mew mew mew. Meow MeOOOW me me me OW mrowwww. 

Ah, yes. I can see why those experiences could be traumatic. And how is the journey going thus far? 

B: Meow mrow meeerrrr. Meh, meow meerrhooo merow merw.

N:  Mew! Mew mew merow meow mrrrrr purrr pur purrrrr hissss. 

Thank you so much for your time! I can tell that cats everywhere are inspired by your leadership and innovation, and your following has already grown to upwards of one person. I wish you the best of luck on your journey!

N: Mew!

B:  Meow, mewo mrow!